So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
(via akaione-piece)
zuky:
I assume you’ve already seen this, but just in case you haven’t, they have this series of mildly passive aggressive politeness reminders on the trains in Japan. This one reads “your seat should only be as wide as your bottom, not the width of your spread legs.” Words to live by.
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A+ Japan
Urgent memo to all men riding buses, trains, and in all public seating areas: “Your seat should only be as wide as your bottom, not the width of your spread legs.”
(via de-kachin)
bxui:
this took forever but it’s TRANSPARENT now :)
THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU.
this would have taken like 3 years
i cant stop reblogging this
Wow you are legendary
(Source: trans-par-en-cy, via akaione-piece)
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